I hope mine doesn't look like that
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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