Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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