Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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