Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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