Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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