Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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