Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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