I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
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