is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize
