What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Randomize
