too bad you live with your parents still
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Welp...herpes.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
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