I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Dicks are not precious.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
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