if i died would you start the facebook group?
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Randomize