They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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