why did i wake up with a kid named Raphael in my bed this morning?
I dont know but you did call last night to tell me you found the last ninja turtle
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Randomize
