Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Randomize
