at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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