I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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