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(817): View more from Texas

She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.

(1-817): View more from Texas

OMG. What did u say?

(817): View more from Texas

I told her I did too.

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(618): View more from Illinois

do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?

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(224): View more from Illinois

Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'

(224): View more from Illinois

Im going to research this theory. . .

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(443): View more from Maryland

You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.

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(917): View more from New York City

Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated

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(505): View more from New Mexico

You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.

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(737): View more from Texas

Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties

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No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.

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