oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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