I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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