she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Say something about gay babies.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Randomize
