So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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