dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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