Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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