just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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