haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
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