sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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