: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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