First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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