his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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