A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
How does one acquire holy water?
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
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