i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
so my phone accidentally called my dad from my purse at 2:14am....he has a 5 min voicemail of me discussing how Alicia should bang the guy who eats good pussy... i can never look at my dad in the face again....
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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