I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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