is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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