hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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