It was confusing and full of hummus
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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