she looked like the bat from fern gully.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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