Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
I'm really busy with my period
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