Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
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