How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
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