in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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