I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
I don't think brook has ever known best
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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