So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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