like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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