I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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