Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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