Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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