You really coming over, don't trick.
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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