Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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