what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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