Non-Jews are for practice
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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