She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
That's how pantless uber rides happen
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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