GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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