it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
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