Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
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